Daniel Thompson's imagining of Lupita Nyong'o as Storm has been tearing up my timeline today.
Fuck you ice cream I didn’t even want to eat you anyway.
I’d microwave the little bastard and continue on my way.
This is why I’m glad my freezer has a special soft freeze section for things like ice cream.
you jUST LEAVE IT OUT OF THE FREEZER FOR A FEW MINUTES IS THAT SO HARD TO DO?????????
SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN
That’s pretty much Shakespeare in a nutshell. Is a line philosophical? Satirical? A pun? A dirty joke? Chances are, it’s all of the above.
there are no chances
it is most definitely all of the above